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#42: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
In 1993 Westdeutsche Rundfunk, a German radio station, announced that officials in Cologne had just passed an unusual new city regulation. Joggers going through the park would be required to pace themselves to go no faster than six mph. Any faster, it was felt, would unnecessarily disturb the squirrels who were in the middle of their mating season.
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thats really funny. people should make more jokes like that.
Posted by kevin in new castle, new hampshire on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Hahahahaaaa... the question is who actually listened to that "law"
Posted by Hunter on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 04:36 PM
That was in the Toronto Star last year... im glad whomever wrote it last year copied an already existing prank.
Posted by Nardo in Canada on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 08:16 PM
westdeusche rudfunk
is german
for west german radio
happy iam not retarded ! sux2bu
Posted by europian in europe on Fri Jun 17, 2005 at 03:17 AM
Hey Europian,
While Westdeutscher Rundfunk does indeed translate to West German Broadcast(station), it is only one of many other radio stations in Germany.
Ignorance and Retardation aren't always the same, sux2bu
Posted by tash in earth on Fri Oct 21, 2005 at 08:52 AM
Hajimemashite, everyone. You know, I think that both europian AND tash are both being a bit ingnoratn. You don't have to pick a fight every thime you get the chance. I don't know any german, sorry.
Posted by Tsubaki-Chan on Tue Feb 13, 2007 at 04:19 PM
Whoops! I meant ignorant, not ingnoratn. Geez, that was embarrassing.
Posted by Tsubaki-Chan on Tue Feb 13, 2007 at 04:21 PM
but they insisted if you were driving a car that you must not exceed "69" mph
Posted by Marc in Barrie,On on Sun Apr 01, 2007 at 09:06 PM
lol!

i'm cracking up!
But wouldn't there have to be an "ordinance" against excessively "protective" schnauzers? (Mine would disturb the squirrels!)
Posted by stringbassgirl in this galaxy, the world on Mon Apr 02, 2007 at 02:45 PM
What about "walking tickets"?
Posted by Emelia on Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 02:24 AM
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