#36: Discovery of the Bigon
1996: Discover Magazine reported that physicists had discovered a new fundamental particle of matter, dubbed the Bigon. It could only be coaxed into existence for mere millionths of a second, but amazingly, when it did materialize it was the size of a bowling ball. Physicist Albert Manque and his colleagues accidentally found the particle when a computer connected to one of their vacuum-tube experiments exploded. Video analysis of the explosion revealed the Bigon hovering over the computer for a fraction of a second. Manque theorized that the Bigon might be responsible for a host of other unexplained phenomena such as ball lightning, sinking souffles, and spontaneous human combustion.
Discover received huge amounts of mail in response to the story.
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Well, you'll just have to let Bigons be bigons!
Posted by apoch003 in Portland, Oregon on Mon Nov 15, 2004 at 08:44 AM
Yes, and that Bigon certainly was a Big One... ^_^
Posted by Kiyakotari on Mon Nov 22, 2004 at 06:08 AM
I remember reading this in the same article as the Hotheaded Naked Mole rats and being completely taken by the joke (I was 14).
I think the article also said that a large quantity of bigons could have been responsible for dinosaur extinction (though I thought that was an odd hypothesis). They even had a picture of the large sphere breaking the computer.
Posted by Cbake on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 09:36 AM
I worked at Discover at the time. This was another brainchild of my hilarious colleague Tim's. I remember the art department rolling around the floor in stitches over the illustration. The name "Albert Manque" was meant to imply that the guy was no Einstein. Tim used to practice a form of Chinese martial arts that involved holding a bowling ball with your fingertips. If you passed his office around lunchtime, you would often see him walking in slow, meditative circles, carrying his bowling ball. We often teased him about using bigons in his martial-arts practice after this story ran.
Posted by Not as funny as Tim on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 06:22 AM
i knew it !
bigons did it
thats why i cant hit the last bowling pin a bigon apears right at the crittical time !
now on to look for something explaining why
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Posted by european in europe ( shees) ok iam dutch on Fri Jun 17, 2005 at 03:13 AM
My high school physics teacher told me a bit about this (very sketchy details... just that a chance explosion of a computer monitor revealed a bowling-ball sized particle). I think my teacher may have believed it (and had not been playing along), because she didn't have many details and never revealed it as a joke. But then, she had a wicked sense of humour and would be the kind of person to never reveal a prank.
Ever since, I've been doing a web search every couple of years or so to see if I can find a reference to this. I am so relieved to finally have an answer.
Posted by Chris on Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 05:28 PM
I was taking Physics in High School when that article came out. I totally fell for the story, and promptly brought it to school to show my teacher. He was very gentle when he explained it was a hoax, but I still felt pretty stupid.
Posted by Lexi in NY, NY on Sun Apr 01, 2007 at 04:53 PM
sweet hoax!
Posted by stringbassgirl in this galaxy, the world on Mon Apr 02, 2007 at 02:43 PM
I believed this one when I was young. the picture was great
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Posted by Messyhair in sf on Sat Dec 29, 2007 at 10:13 PM
Yeah, young and naive, I fell for this one too back in the day. Now for the rest of my life any time I read about the things observed in particle accelerators I'll always think, "Hey, I wonder if they've observed any Bigons..."
Posted by Mike in California on Thu Jan 03, 2008 at 04:12 PM
That's not a hoax after all. I think I've seen this thing somewhere....oh wait...it's the kamehame-ha! by Goku in Dragonball Z!
Mike
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Posted by Mike in USA on Sat Feb 09, 2008 at 12:49 PM
I wonder if a Whovian thought that one up. There was an android character named Bigon in a Doctor Who episode named Four to Doomsday. Peter Davison was the Doctor.
Posted by miseryplex in USA on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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