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#85: Kokomo Police Cut Costs
In 1959 the
Kokomo Tribune, based in Indiana, announced that the city police had devised a plan to cut costs and save money. According to this plan, the police station would close each night from 6 pm to 6 am An answering machine would record all calls made to the station during this time, and these calls would be screened by an officer in the morning. The police reportedly anticipated that the screening process would save the city a great deal of money, since many of the calls would be old by the morning and would not need to be answered. A spokesman for the police admitted that "there will be a problem on what to do in the case of a woman who calls in and says her husband has threatened to shoot her or some member of the family." But in such a situation, the spokesman explained, "We will check the hospitals and the coroner, and if they don't have any record of any trouble, then we will know that nothing happened."
Comments
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I like that last excuse at the end
Posted by Dominique in Somewhere over the Rainbow on Thu Apr 20, 2006 at 03:41 PM
good joke! roger
Posted by Roger Groner Anwalt in Zurich Anwalt, Switzerland on Sat Dec 02, 2006 at 12:42 PM
that's messed up
Posted by d5d on Sun Apr 01, 2007 at 02:46 PM
I live in Kokomo, Indiana. Not shocked at all that this was pulled off in Kokomo and wouldn't be shocked at all if it was done again today. This is a city populated by a bunch of uneducated, illiterates who are paid way too much by auto companies with unions having too much power. I feel that I lose brain cells every time I converse with a Kokomo native. Actually, EVERY hoax on here would easily be pulled off (probably with more success) in Kokomo today that it was wherever it was first done.
Posted by David in Kokomo, IN on Sun Apr 01, 2007 at 05:33 PM
I can see this working in India, but not in Indiana.
Posted by Aaron in Oakville, Ontario, Canada on Tue Jul 03, 2007 at 06:57 PM
Terrible humor but its funny to think of what the readers thought
Posted by Emelia in CT on Wed Jan 30, 2008 at 03:48 AM
I think the Home Office over here in the UK are looking at doing this at the moment!
Posted by Bernie Fishnotes in England on Sat Apr 05, 2008 at 07:30 AM
This might not be a joke anymore.
Posted by Palifox in Australia on Sat May 17, 2008 at 06:47 PM
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