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Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Kingdom: Animalia
Location found: Washington State
image You will find the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus high in the trees of Washington State's Olympic National Forest. They spend their early lives in the water of Puget Sound, but as they mature they move upwards, adopting an arboreal existence. They use their eight arms to swing from branch to branch, as well as to grab small prey such as insects and frogs. During their mating season they return to the water, but soon after resume their life in the forest.

The tree octopus population is under great pressure from the encroachments of the modern world: logging, roads, pollution, and overhunting by trappers eager to sell the octopuses as ornamental decorations for hats. As a result, the species is close to extinction. The Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus organization has long been attempting to raise awareness of this animal and its plight. They urge concerned citizens to write to their congressional representative about this problem.
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tongue wink didn't you guys notice if u click on greenpeas.org it says internet explorer cannot display the webpage? and also cascadia isn't a real place!
Posted by Bob  in  Scotch Plains, NJ  on  Wed Dec 12, 2007  at  03:01 PM
ok serously there is no such thing as pacific northwest tree octupus octopuses dont live in trees (duh!) like if there was a northwestern tree octopus it would've live like a million years ago pshyeah!
Posted by emma  in  westborough MA  on  Wed Jan 16, 2008  at  08:17 AM
Do u think this is real smile
Posted by affect  in  janesville wisconsin  on  Thu Jan 17, 2008  at  10:01 AM
excaim OMG i cant understand how you believe this bullshit obviously woever believes this is an asshole. the pictures are digitally made and the color of the octopus stands out no camoflauge and its only predator?? the sasquach who can believe that??? excaim
Posted by thisisshit  on  Thu Jan 31, 2008  at  08:18 PM
Yah i totally beli- NO! Wait i think that is i- NO!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE IN AN OCTOPUS THAT LIVES IN A TREE????? Our teacher showed this to us, for the pure reasoning that some websites can be totally WRONG!!!!!!!!! I WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS IF IT WAS TOLD TO ME PERSONALLY!!!!!!!!!! I AM DISGUSTED.
Posted by blookazoo  in  Mars  on  Mon Feb 04, 2008  at  04:27 PM
you people are idiots to belive it they used photoshop or something. the octopus would die if you go a rain forest and look for it not my fault
Posted by monkey  on  Wed Feb 06, 2008  at  09:03 AM
a tree octopus is not real it is a same don`t belive this stuff
Posted by bob  on  Fri Feb 22, 2008  at  08:20 AM
what is this stupid stuff.nobody will beleive this.yall got fake stuff dumb head!!!!!!!!!
Posted by charde  in  ohio  on  Sat Mar 08, 2008  at  06:22 PM
that is defenetly
fake
i dont believe
this
Posted by melnani  in  nunavut canada  on  Mon Mar 17, 2008  at  09:57 AM
hmmm The person who took the time to do that and made that website must've been bored OuT oF hIs MiNd!
Posted by Person  on  Wed Mar 19, 2008  at  09:32 AM
OK, this is very false. I live in the northwest in WA and theres no such thing. One of my teachers was in a meeting with other teachers in the east of the USA and some kid did an animal report on this!! o___o How stupid are some people, to believe this. The site that did this also listed the Rock Ness Monster, the Mountain Warlus... talk about being on crack! How would people in the east of the northwest like it if we made some weird animal and said it was real. This has damaged my life because people always ask me, "is the tree octopus real?" or "Where can we find the rare tree octopus?".
Posted by thetruthful  on  Wed Mar 19, 2008  at  03:06 PM
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HOAX HAIKU
Eight armed octopus
Swinging through the trees above
what on earth was that?
(by James Galvin)


Write a haiku about the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, and submit it in the comments. If I like it, I'll post it above.

The definition of a haiku: a short, three line poem. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the third five. Examples here, here, and here.