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Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus
Kingdom: Animalia
Location found: Washington State
image You will find the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus high in the trees of Washington State's Olympic National Forest. They spend their early lives in the water of Puget Sound, but as they mature they move upwards, adopting an arboreal existence. They use their eight arms to swing from branch to branch, as well as to grab small prey such as insects and frogs. During their mating season they return to the water, but soon after resume their life in the forest.

The tree octopus population is under great pressure from the encroachments of the modern world: logging, roads, pollution, and overhunting by trappers eager to sell the octopuses as ornamental decorations for hats. As a result, the species is close to extinction. The Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus organization has long been attempting to raise awareness of this animal and its plight. They urge concerned citizens to write to their congressional representative about this problem.
Total Comments: 51

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Haiku:
Tree Octopuses?
And they swing from branch to branch?
What a sight to see!
Posted by Bob Cheesenhiem  in  Antarctica  on  Thu Apr 12, 2007  at  05:16 PM
alrighty. How can you people totally ruin the faith of others in the Tree Octopus by saying it is a hoax? come on, we all know that it is soooo real. who wouldnt belive it? (besides naive little people who dont believe in the impossible like you). come on, get spirit and go Tree Octopus hunting. we all know we would love to prove this whole "its a hoax" thing wrong. we ALL want to see an octopus in a tree, swinging from branch to branch. Besides, i once knew this guy who went Walnut picking in Oylmpia, and he was viciouly attacked by a Tree Octopus. He came back defeated, and lucky to get away, with only Octopus hickies from the sucker cups.( on their legs...duh )...and thats a true story.
Posted by Courtney  in  in your bed and you know it, WA  on  Thu Apr 26, 2007  at  11:29 AM
i could have probably fallen for it, but then i went to the website and looked at pictures i saw a blue furry octopus on a tree. Come on now, they need to stop insulting people's inteligence.
Posted by keanoo  on  Wed May 02, 2007  at  04:41 PM
Yeah octupuses cant live out of water and they looked like stuffies
Posted by Logan  in  bc vernon  on  Wed May 09, 2007  at  12:26 PM
smile:):)Omg!!! i am shocked :0:0:0
Posted by Jean  in  Banbury  on  Wed May 16, 2007  at  04:02 AM
Ohh Myy I Love You!:D And Octupuses Yeaaaaaaay! Shoutout to jean and babrbara aswell!!
Posted by sandra  in  las vegas  on  Wed May 16, 2007  at  04:04 AM
oh common...we all want to believe it..we know one of these days...when u say u dont believe in tree octopuses...one is going to jump out of the nearest tree..and sucker your face...so dont insult the octopuses that live in trees...it would turn out worse than insulting the inelligence of dumb people. lol..that was great.

any way.

i love you.

yes...you

go to my myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/just_spaghettio

got it?
Posted by Courtney  in  in your bed and you know it, WA  on  Fri May 25, 2007  at  11:14 AM
I know it is a hoax cos I just done it at school in IT and I'm ive just started year 8 so i dunno how adults can believe this junk, I mean some photos of the so called 'tree octopus' are teddies in trees! And heres a URL that poves its hoaxness:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_tree_octopus


hmmm And heres another big hoax (or 2):

dog island- http://www.thedogisland.com/

dehydrated water- http://www.buydehydratedwater.com/

i mean dehydrate means remove water, so you would just buy an empty bottle

snake snake snake snake snake
Posted by Andrew B  in  UK, Newcastle, Walker  on  Wed Sep 12, 2007  at  01:28 PM
there is no such thing as a tree octopus. octopuses need to live in water to survive. it was just some nerd that got bord one day, so desided to make a FAKE web site:exclaim:
Posted by Danielle Joans  in  Kingston  on  Fri Sep 21, 2007  at  02:55 PM
ROFL at all the indignant responses...can none of these people read a url?
It pretty clearly says museumofhoaxes in there.

Buncha frackin' net-monkeys I tell ya, not even trolls.
Posted by KerouacZac  in  no matter where you go there I am  on  Sat Sep 22, 2007  at  12:07 PM
Fake????

What convinced you?

I'm convinced it's real, i mean Greenpeas are involved in the support


See that? Greenpeas are involved.

It must be real. The site looks really convincing and don't forget, Greenpeas are supporting it...


Thats right


GREENPEAS!!!!!!!!



You look, but you don't see
Posted by Raymund Smith  in  Glasgow  on  Tue Oct 16, 2007  at  06:25 PM
k, what exactly is the point of this? other than exposing/confusing gullible people (which i guess is a good thing, they probably need help to find reallity) but what the heck is the point? someone has an overactive imagination (i think they need to write stories or something, they might really sell.) so meh. GROW UP PEOPLE (i'm not wasting my time on here, it's some crappy english project on Reliable Web Resources) haha.
Posted by katy  in  pgss  on  Mon Oct 22, 2007  at  02:41 PM
this creature looks like a octopus but has bones and musles like anphbeins. Direct from the C.S.I.
Posted by shh...  in  c.o  on  Thu Nov 08, 2007  at  08:07 PM
greanpeas...um, that's not really convincing, if it was greenpeace, then i might think about it
Posted by katy  on  Thu Nov 08, 2007  at  08:54 PM
Wow Katy, Really?

Did you work that out yourself?

Still looking but not seeing

TAKE THE JOKE YOU MUPPETS AND STOP THINKING ABOUT IT


LAUGH YOU BUNCH OF TRUMPETS.

I'll hazard a guess that you are all american

Would i be right? I think i mite be
Posted by Raymy Smith  in  Glasgow  on  Fri Nov 09, 2007  at  04:55 AM
and "anphbeins"???????




the world superpower in action here


No. Please.
Impart your ideas of freedom and democracy upon us.
please.
No really.
Please. Delight us with pearls of wisdom far beyond your children's years
Posted by Raymy  on  Fri Nov 09, 2007  at  09:22 PM
... You have to be kidding me. People in their right minds know that there is no such thing as a "Tree Octopus". It's a hoax and since it is on this webiste, you know its a hoax. In case you haven't read webiste URL it says:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com

... I think it would rather obvious that it AINT REAL!
Posted by Grace  in  USA  on  Mon Nov 12, 2007  at  03:17 PM
Swinging in the trees
with eight legs
not a monkey or a bird
it's an octopus
Oh My
Posted by Grace  in  Alice Springs  on  Sun Nov 25, 2007  at  08:50 PM
who saw me on tv. so exciting. hi u other graces. Ausralia is awsum. i went there one time cya cheese
Posted by grace  in  Africa  on  Sun Dec 02, 2007  at  08:07 PM
THIS OCTOPUS IS NOT REAL!!!!!!
Posted by Sparten 117  on  Tue Dec 04, 2007  at  03:52 PM
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HOAX HAIKU
Eight armed octopus
Swinging through the trees above
what on earth was that?
(by James Galvin)


Write a haiku about the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus, and submit it in the comments. If I like it, I'll post it above.

The definition of a haiku: a short, three line poem. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the third five. Examples here, here, and here.