HIPPO EATS DWARF:
A Field Guide to Hoaxes
and Other B.S.
hippo
FM
Antennalope
Kingdom: Animalia
Location found: North America
image Antennalope are a stunning example of cross-species symbiosis. These North-American antelopes have evolved to have metal antennas on top of their heads, instead of the traditional antlers. They roam throughout the American plains, constantly on the move, migrating to where radio signals are weakest. Because their antennas relay radio signals, engineers have been able to use this natural resource to create transcontinental radio networks. The antennalope were featured in a 2003 ad campaign for Nextel long-range walkie-talkies.
Total Comments: 8

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Sleek beast of the plains
Shimmy that antenna head
Transmit radar love
Posted by Terran  in  Winter Park, FL  on  Tue Nov 07, 2006  at  02:54 PM
Good one. Made me think of Golden Earring.
Posted by Alex  in  San Diego  on  Wed Nov 15, 2006  at  07:27 PM
This is radio
Broadcast by Anttenalope
With anttena horns
Posted by J  on  Mon Nov 20, 2006  at  12:22 PM
big anterlope
I think I'm insane hmm
anntenna wow
Posted by The chupacabra from Pluto  on  Tue Nov 21, 2006  at  11:01 AM
O, cell phone cutie
come to a strong signal soon
lest I hang up now
Posted by #1F  in  NNVA  on  Wed Nov 22, 2006  at  05:24 PM
Oops! hit one with car!
I killed an antennalope
Calls will not get through
Posted by J  on  Fri Nov 24, 2006  at  11:37 PM
Antenned beast roams
The soft green grass of the plains
Transmitting those sounds!
Posted by Beorn  in  TN  on  Wed May 30, 2007  at  10:57 AM
I've found my signal;
Antennalope transmition;
Save me from nature.
Posted by Dave  on  Sun Mar 16, 2008  at  09:41 AM
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HOAX HAIKU
Sleek beast of the plains
Shimmy that antenna head
Transmit radar love
(by Terran)

Write a haiku about the Antennalope, and submit it in the comments. If I like it, I'll post it above.

The definition of a haiku: a short, three line poem. The first line has five syllables, the second seven, and the third five. Examples here, here, and here.