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UFO Lands Near London
Date: April Fool's Day, 1989
Categories: Businesses, United Kingdom, Caused Panic, 1989, In The Wild, Virgin, Extraterrestrials
Categories: Businesses, United Kingdom, Caused Panic, 1989, In The Wild, Virgin, Extraterrestrials
On March 31, astonished British policemen were sent to investigate a glowing flying saucer that had settled down in a field in Surrey. As the policemen approached the craft with their truncheons held out before them, a door opened in the bottom of the ship and a small figure wearing a silver space suit walked out. The policemen immediately took off in the opposite direction. The alien turned out to be a midget, and the flying saucer was a hot air balloon that had been specially built to look like a UFO by Richard Branson, the 36-year-old chairman of Virgin Records. Branson had taken off in the balloon the day before, planning to land in London's Hyde Park on April 1. However, a wind change had blown him down a day early in the Surrey field. The police reported that they received a flood of phonecalls from scared motorists using roadside emergency phones as the balloon passed over the highway. One lady reportedly called a radio station to describe the UFO that she was looking at, not realizing that she was standing in front of her window stark naked. One of the policemen who had to approach the craft later admitted that, "I have never been so scared in 20 years of being a policeman."UFO Lands Near London Haiku (submitted by Hoax Museum readers)
| Branson now reveals Alien technology Just so much hot air (by Paul) |
So the policeman ran in the opposite direction - bet he copped for it.
Posted by Linda in Hull on Tue Mar 30, 2004 at 10:18 AM
Remember well the interview with Richard Branson a week or three later. He said that he had never laughed so hard while watching the policemans arse rapidly dissapearing over younder fields. "Well worth the fine I incured" said Richard.....
Posted by Colin in Spain on Thu Apr 01, 2004 at 11:31 AM
He's lucky he didn't get shot! Still funny though.
Posted by Yuriy on Fri Apr 02, 2004 at 12:26 PM
Shawn, it was the man piloting the hot air balloon, obviously.
Yuriy, he could not have been shot, he was in England. Firearms are outlawed, and the police to not carry them.
Posted by Kyle Lees in United States of Advertising on Sun Apr 04, 2004 at 01:57 AM
Yuriy, he could not have been shot, he was in England. Firearms are outlawed, and the police to not carry them.
That was the last time anything of Branson's turned up early
Posted by Ian in uk on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 02:12 PM
Haha if that happened in america they would've suspected a terrorist attack and blown his balloon to pieces!
Posted by R in UK on Thu Mar 31, 2005 at 11:30 PM
Hang on! It says that a small silver-suited man came out. How did he make himself 'small'?
Posted by w in Pakistan on Sun Apr 03, 2005 at 12:34 AM
He had with him a midget dressed in space suit. He himself was in a E.T. costume.
Posted by Zeiar on Wed Apr 27, 2005 at 11:51 AM
This sounds to me like War of The Worlds when it first came out and everyone thought we were being invaded by aliens. I wonder if Orson Wells had anything to do with this?
Posted by Sherie on Sat Apr 01, 2006 at 11:42 AM
I was 12 at the time and waiting at a bus stop, waiting with a crowd of people when we saw it coming slowly and silenty over the railway bridge on Leytonstone High Street. Nobody said a word as we all watched this spectre creep acroos the sky.
Honestly, this was so beliveable that my mum brought it up in front of my girlfriend a few months back.. now she thinks my mum is a bit nuts!
Posted by Chris Lartey in Edinburgh on Sun Apr 01, 2007 at 04:02 PM
Honestly, this was so beliveable that my mum brought it up in front of my girlfriend a few months back.. now she thinks my mum is a bit nuts!
This one makes more sense. I probably would have for this one because I'm a freak on the paranormal and yes, I would have felt sort of foolish after finding out it was a prank. That aircraft in the picture looks bigtime like a hot air balloon. Anyone who believes in the paranormal would probably fall for it.
Posted by Smiley in On Earth on Fri Aug 17, 2007 at 07:48 PM
"What was the figure that came out?"
It was a monkey, shaved ne'kid, dyed with green food coloring, and all covered in tin foil.
Doing something that weird to his poor monkey - it's no wonder that Richard Branson was a 36-year-old "VIRGIN"

Posted by Anony Ent on Mon Dec 24, 2007 at 09:51 AM
It was a monkey, shaved ne'kid, dyed with green food coloring, and all covered in tin foil.
Doing something that weird to his poor monkey - it's no wonder that Richard Branson was a 36-year-old "VIRGIN"
It's good to see that RB hasn't lost his touch in 2008...what no little green men from mars?
Posted by Paul Millett in Redding CA on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Imagine if the Policeman had fired at the "Alien"? He would not have been charged for anything since there are no laws stating you can't shoot an Alien.
Posted by MAZ in London on Thu Apr 03, 2008 at 01:55 PM
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