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Kremvax
A message was distributed to members of Usenet (the online messaging community that existed before the rise of the internet), announcing that the Soviet Union was joining Usenet. This was quite a shock to many, since most assumed that cold war security concerns would have prevented such a link-up. The message purported to come from Konstantin Chernenko (from the address chernenko@kremvax.UUCP) who explained that the Soviet Union wanted to join the network in order to “have a means of having an open discussion forum with the American and European people.“ The message created a flood of responses from members of the Usenet community. Two weeks later the author of the message revealed that it was a hoax.


Kremvax Haiku (submitted by Hoax Museum readers)
USSRnet?
Web unites old opponents?
Won’t get fooled again!
(by Paul)
April Fool's Day Categories: International Relations, Internet Technology, 1984, Internet
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Not funny, but definately Very Cool!
Posted by Jennifer  on  Thu Apr 01, 2004  at  12:37 PM
The nice thing of this April Fool's is that you can still look it up in Google groups:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr;=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&c2coff=1&threadm=0001@kremvax.UUCP&rnum=22&prev;=/groups?q=chernenko%40kremvax.UUCP&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&c2coff=1&scoring=d&start=30&sa=N
Posted by Berend  on  Thu Apr 01, 2004  at  04:44 PM
Read more, from and about Piet: smile http://homepages.cwi.nl/~piet/ smile
http://www.beertema.nl/ smile
http://www.beertema.nl/Piet_Beertema.pdf grin
Posted by Ruud H.G. van Tol  in  Amsterdam - NL  on  Tue Sep 21, 2004  at  03:59 PM
More information about this can be found at http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/K/kremvax.html.
Posted by Lukas Mai  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  06:46 PM
I believe the company that connected the Soviet Union to the Internet was SovAm Teleport which received technical services from Mark Graham.

A year later when there was an attempted coup in the Soviety Union, one of the only sources of news going into the Soviet Union was that e-mail link.

That was one of the first 'high profile' moments for the Internet in the pre-hype
days.
Posted by Ken  on  Sat Apr 02, 2005  at  10:39 PM
Does this have anything to do with the prank version 4.2bsd, Bolshevik Siberian Distribution?
Posted by Kaleberg  on  Thu Mar 29, 2007  at  08:11 PM
as mentioned in the hacker's dictionary link above, a hilarious coda to the joke is that once there actually was a machine called kremvax, no one believed it.
Posted by akb427  on  Sat Jan 05, 2008  at  05:13 AM
Classic, not really funny till the end though.
Posted by Matt  on  Tue Apr 01, 2008  at  11:07 PM
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