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The Cradle of the Deep, a literary hoax, 1929
Can a bar of soap between your sheets ease muscle cramps?
The Sandpaper Test, 1960
Mule elected G.O.P. committeeman, 1938
Actress who claimed she was kidnapped by puritans, 1950
The worms inside your face
Bonsai Kittens, 2000
Fake Photos of Very Large Animals
The Berners Street Hoax, 1810
Sober Sue, the woman who never smiled, 1907
Freewheelz -- April Fool's Day, 2000
The April 2000 issue of Esquire magazine included an article titled "There Are No Free Wheels" about a company called Freewheelz. The business plan of this company was to provide drivers with free cars. In exchange, the lucky drivers had to agree both to the placement of large advertisements on the outside of the vehicle and to the streaming of advertisements on the radio inside the car.

About the Company
The company, stated the article, had already begun a limited but very successful rollout of this offer in Barrington du Lac, a posh suburb of Chicago. Strict criteria limited the number of people eligible to receive a free car. Not only did prospective clients have to guarantee they would drive over 300 miles a week, but also they had to complete a 600-question survey that probed into personal information such as their political affiliations and whether they were concerned about hair loss. Finally they had to submit their family's tax returns, notarized video-store-rental receipts, and a stool sample.


The article went on to explain that the first company to sponsor these free cars was Stayfresh Tampons. Supposedly a number of minivans were already on the roads displaying the tampon advertisements. Other potential sponsors were DearSkin.com, a company described as "an eco-marketing venture that sells leather coats and gloves made exclusively from the hides of deer that have been humanely culled from suburban woods."

Skip Lehman, founder and CEO of Freewheelz, was quoted in the article as saying that he had come up with the concept for the company while brainstorming with some friends. They had been trying to think of all the things that could be distributed free via the internet: computers, internet service, music, Web pages, cigarettes, booze, dates. Then it had occurred to Lehman: free cars!

The Hoax
The entire article, written by Ted Fishman, was actually a satire of the much-touted "new economy" spawned by the internet. Attentive readers would have caught on to the joke if they had noticed that Freewheelz's official rollout on the web was slated to occur on April 1. However, readers who did not notice this barraged the offices of Esquire magazine with phone calls, demanding to know how they could sign up to drive a Stayfresh minivan.

The satire also went over the head of the CEO's of a number of real internet start-ups with business plans similar to that of the fictitious Freewheelz, companies such as Mobile Billboard Network, Freecar.com, and Autowraps.com. Larry Butler, CEO of freecar.com, later confessed to Fishman that he was so scared at the prospect of this new competition that he cried when he first read the article.

Freewheelz.com
Fishman extended his joke onto the internet by registering the domain freewheelz.com. Fishman later said that, via this website, he heard from advertisers who did not realize the company was a joke, seeking to become sponsors.

A few months after the article ran, Larry Butler of freecar.com bought the freewheelz website from Fishman for $25,000. It had cost Fishman only $70 to register it. Fishman split the profit with Esquire, but even so netted a 178-fold return on his investment.

Irony
Fishman said in later interviews that the main lesson he took away from the Freewheelz hoax was how difficult it was to come up with an idea for an internet company that was ridiculous enough to be funny, but that wasn't already a real business. He went through a number of ideas before coming up with Freewheelz. For instance, his first idea was to write about a company that made virtual versions of yellow post-it notes. But he discovered that someone was already doing this.


Links and References
  • Armstrong, David. (July 18, 2000). "Satire becomes real." The Press (Christchurch).
  • Fass, Allison. (Aug 14, 2000). "Wacky, fake Web sites grab attention, while only slyly referring to their sponsors." The New York Times.
  • Fishman, Ted. (Apr 2000). "There are no free wheels." Esquire.
  • Huhn, Mary. (April 3, 2000). "Dot con blurs borders of reality." The Australian.
  • Sutel, Seth. (June 19, 2000). "Too funny to be true? Not in the internet world." The Toronto Star.
He cried??...wow.
Posted by Nikki  on  Wed Mar 29, 2006  at  12:56 PM
Sign me up!
Posted by Fish  on  Sun Apr 02, 2006  at  04:41 PM
The problem with this one is it's not far-fetched enough. Many "dot com" companies were making similar claims. It's not much of a prank since many "dot com" companies had similarly unbelievably stupid business plans.
Posted by Eric  on  Fri Apr 07, 2006  at  08:54 PM
Actually in Sydney you can actually get free cars which are just billboards. You apply and if they think you are driving in the right suburbs and have the right friends then they give you a free smart car... wierd
Posted by Jetaxe  on  Wed Apr 12, 2006  at  10:38 AM
And on Chasers War on Everyhting tonight, they hired one and drove through the streets of Sydney mooning people from it!
Posted by David Broadfoot  in  Sydney, Australia  on  Fri Jul 07, 2006  at  10:03 AM
Actually, this does sound plausible. Maybe it'll end up being one of those hoaxes that sounds so good someone does it for real, like the night-time sundial.
Posted by Michelle  in  London  on  Mon Feb 19, 2007  at  08:00 AM
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