The Museum of Hoaxes
hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive hoax archive
The Nobody For President Campaign, 1940 to Present
The Instant Color TV Hoax, 1962
The Great Electric Sugar Swindle, 1884
Bizarre pictographs of Emmanuel Domenech, 1860
Dead Body of Loch Ness Monster Found, 1972
The disumbrationist art hoax, 1924
Monkeys pick cotton, a 19th-century urban legend
Brief History of Triple-Decker Buses
Jernegan's Gold Accumulator Scam, 1898
The most sacred relic: the Holy Foreskin, circa 800 AD
Breakthrough in Plant Communication -- April Fool's Day, 1979
The Kansas Hutchinson News reported that the Kansas Botanical Research Laboratory had made a breakthrough in plant communication by creating a device that allowed plants to "talk" in near-human terms.

The researchers had been monitoring the responses of plants to stimuli such as humidity level, root temperature, and photosynthesis rate, when they began to see patterns of "vibration waves" emerging. For instance, loud rock music produced an upset and unstable response, while classical music produced an even and stable readout. The researchers concluded that some form of higher awareness was operating in the plants — signs of "plant intelligence."

Eventually the scientists devised a way to translate the plant responses into audio readouts. Their experiments focused, in particular, on ferns, having found these plants "to be among the most sensitive and responsive."

The scientists then realized they could converse with the plants by translating their own voices back through a computer into the form of "vibration waves" which the plants could respond to. "I'm not saying that it's possible to have any great philosophical discussion with the ferms or any nonsense like that," the chief scientist admitted, "but we do have some form of two-way communication."

April Fool Categories: Botany, Science, United States, 1979.
There are no comments yet for this article.
Submit a Comment
In order to post comments you have to register as a member of the site.

All text Copyright © 2014 by Alex Boese, except where otherwise indicated. All rights reserved.