The debate over the origins of April Fool's Day has been long-standing and entirely inconclusive. Joseph Boskin, a History professor at Boston University, added a scholarly voice to this debate by explaining to a reporter from the Associated Press that April Fool's Day had begun during the Roman Empire. According to him, a court jester had boasted to Emperor Constantine that the fools and jesters of the court could rule the kingdom better than the Emperor could. In response, Constantine decreed that the court fools would be given a chance to prove this boast, and he set aside one day of the year upon which a fool would rule the kingdom. The first year Constantine appointed a jester named Kugel to rule who immediately decreed that only the absurd would be allowed in the kingdom on that day. Therefore the tradition of April Fools was born. The Associated Press reporter transmitted Boskin's story to news media throughout the country who ran it in their papers. However, not a word of this history was true, which Boskin admitted two weeks later. Boston University issued a statement apologizing for the joke, and many papers published corrections.
National Public Radio's
All Things Considered ran a segment about the threat of extinction facing the Vince Lombardi Fondue Springs, the "last surviving spring of natural fondue cheese in the United States," located in the fondue country of northern Wisconsin. For years the fondue springs had been a "point of pilgrimage for cheese communicants." But now, the Cheese Watch Society warned, the Fondue Pocket was reducing. The society recommended "a highly trained force of cheese rangers to control visitors to the fondue pocket using sniffer dogs." If steps weren't taken, the society warned, the cheese would soon be gone. After all, "the only way to make cheese is to take it out of the earth with your hands."
