Polar Bear Simulacra

The St. Louis Zoo hasn't had much luck keeping its polar bears alive. From
riverfronttimes.com:
The zoo's last polar bear, Hope, was euthanized in April when veterinarians found it had cancer. In May 2005 another polar bear, named Churchill, ate a fatal helping of cloth and plastic inside its bin and died while undergoing stomach surgery. Five weeks later, a polar bear named Penny died at the zoo from infection. Turns out, she had two dead fetuses inside her uterus, though zoo officials didn't know she was pregnant.
Their solution has been to install a family of robotic polar bears in the empty polar bear exhibit. In 100 years, after global warming has caused mass extinctions, maybe zoos will consist primarily of robotic animal simulacra!
(Thanks, Joe!)
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Wed Nov 18, 2009 |
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Airbrushed Babies
According to The Telegraph, politicians and industry experts have been shocked (shocked!) to learn that magazines occasionally photoshop pictures of babies:
The practice came to light in a BBC documentary, My Supermodel Baby. In footage of a photo shoot for the magazine, the casting director explained how the photograph of baby model Hadley Corbett, five months, was airbrushed: "We lightened his eyes and his general skin tone, smoothed out any blotches and the creases on his arms," he said. "But we want it to look natural."
Honestly, this seems like a non-issue to me. It's not like doctoring baby pictures is a new thing. Remember
Baby Adolf?
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Tue Nov 17, 2009 |
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CNET lists top 8 brainless tech rumors
CNET UK has come up with a list of
"the eight most brainless tech rumours ever." They are:
- Hoverboards are real
- The large hadron collider will kill us all
- X-ray is a hoax
- Home taping to kill music
- Apple will buy Nintendo
- Google to buy CNET
- Y2K Bug will kill us all
- Bill Gates is the antichrist
An odd list. They've omitted classics such as
killer cell phone calls,
cell phones explode gas stations,
sunlamps cook internal organs,
the Nokia speed trap detector, and (of course)
penis-melting zionist robot combs.
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Tue Nov 17, 2009 |
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Urban Legends
Billboards for Submarines, part 2
Status: Hoax

I posted
two months ago about underwater billboards that Ivar Haglund supposedly placed at the bottom of Puget Sound back in the 1950s in order to advertise his restaurant to submarines. Some suspected a hoax, and it turns out they were right. From the
Seattle Times:
That story about those Ivar's underwater billboards at the bottom of Puget Sound, supposedly anchored in the mid-1950s?...
Fake, fake, fake.
The documents were faked on a computer. The billboard was a wooden prop, says Bob Donegan, president of Ivar's Inc. The only thing real about it was the barnacles stuck to it...
It was a great marketing campaign. Donegan says about $250,000 was spent on the hoax and the follow-up TV and radio ads and real highway billboards. The hoax was reported Oct. 23 in the industry publication Nation's Restaurant News. Donegan says he wasn't to reveal the hoax until after the ad campaign ended this month, but decided to come clean when the industry publication called.
(Thanks, Robert!)
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Fri Nov 13, 2009 |
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Should privacy laws protect murderers?
From wired.com:
Wikipedia is under a censorship attack by a convicted murderer who is invoking Germany’s privacy laws in a bid to remove references to his killing of a Bavarian actor in 1990.
Lawyers for Wolfgang Werle, of Erding, Germany, sent a cease-and-desist letter demanding removal of Werle’s name from the Wikipedia entry on actor Walter Sedlmayr. The lawyers cite German court rulings that “have held that our client’s name and likeness cannot be used anymore in publication regarding Mr. Sedlmayr’s death.”
Occasionally I receive requests from people I've posted about, in regard to some hoax or fraud they committed in the past. They want me to remove or anonymize their name, because any google search for them immediately brings up MOH as the top link. They complain that it's become impossible for them to escape the stupid thing they did in their past. Depending on what they did (for instance, if it was a prank or petty crime), and how long ago they did it, I will consider anonymizing their last name by reducing it to a single letter. After all, I think people do deserve a second chance, and I don't want to be the one responsible for single-handedly casting a shadow over the rest of their life. But in the case of murder I think it's going too far to expect to have the slate wiped entirely clean.
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Fri Nov 13, 2009 |
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Law/Police/Crime
Man propositions girl online; discovers its his wife
There's an urban legend about an unfaithful husband who strikes up an online relationship with a woman. He finally arranges to meet her, only to discover that his online lover is his wife.
The BBC reports a story that's similar to this, but much seedier:
A suspicious wife posed as a teenager online to catch her husband propositioning girls in a chatroom, Cardiff Crown Court has heard...
The court heard that mother-of-two Mrs Roberts became suspicious about the amount of time her husband was spending in his study and of a message which popped up on their computer while he was out.
While Roberts was chatting online in his study, Mrs Roberts used a different computer in the living room at their home in Pantygog, Bridgend, and pretended to be a schoolgirl.
Roberts propositioned the "girl", unaware he was chatting to his wife, the court was told.
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Thu Nov 12, 2009 |
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Sex/Romance
Demi Moore’s Disappearing Hip

On the December cover of W magazine, Demi Moore's left hip doesn't line up with the rest of her leg. (look right above the 'R' in Moore.) It would seem that a photo editor must have screwed up. According to
jezebel.com:
Although W has a history of using master retoucher Pascal Dangin for its celebrity covers and fashion editorials, the magazine's rep says that the retouching was done in-house by Alas and Piggott's staff. We contacted Demi's rep, too, but haven't heard back.
(Thanks, Joe!)
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Thu Nov 12, 2009 |
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Photos/Videos
The Ghost of Babinda Boulders

According to legend, the ghost of Babinda Boulders in Australia lures young men to their death. (I think Babinda Boulders is also called
Devil's Pool.) A recent visitor to the site took a photo in which a "ghost face" appeared. Or so she claims. I can't see anything. Can you? Link:
Cairns.com
Posted By: Alex | Date:
Thu Nov 12, 2009 |
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