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View Hippo Eats Dwarf

Type: Urban Legend.
Summary: Newspapers report the accidental swallowing of a circus dwarf by a hippo.

Dwarf-eating hippo
travels all around the world
Devouring midgets
(by Exactor)

A weirder story
circulates by newspaper
called “Dwarf eats hippo!”
(by J)

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For the past decade versions of the following news clipping have circulated around the world:

A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Vets said Hilda the Hippo