View Hippo Eats Dwarf
Type: Urban Legend.
Summary: Newspapers report the accidental swallowing of a circus dwarf by a hippo.
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| Dwarf-eating hippo travels all around the world Devouring midgets (by Exactor) A weirder story circulates by newspaper called “Dwarf eats hippo!” (by J) |
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For the past decade versions of the following news clipping have circulated around the world:
A circus dwarf, nicknamed Od, died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a yawning hippopotamus waiting to appear in the next act. Vets said Hilda the Hippo