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2 Alan Abel's Obituary Despair.com Frownies |
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| 6 The Prediction of Tamara Rand |
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8 New York Lottery Winner |
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10 Sir John Herschel's Lunar Discoveries |
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16 BBC Radio Panic |
17 The Jersey Devil Hysteria |
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21 Perpetual Motion Machine Discovery of Pierre D'Artagnan |
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28 $200 George Bush Bill |
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